About The SUPER Uber Man
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“I’m so wasted!!!” People tell me all the time when I pick them up and give them a ride. They laugh and tell me just how hammered they are.
But then something happens that turns their laughter into silence, and then into fear.
“So am I!” I say, “I’ve been drinking all day.”
You’d be amazed at how quickly saying this, will sober people up
“I’m so wasted!!!” People tell me all the time when I pick them up and give them a ride. They laugh and tell me just how hammered they are.
But then something happens that turns their laughter into silence, and then into fear.
“So am I!” I say, “I’ve been drinking all day.”
You’d be amazed at how quickly saying this, will sober people up.
I do this to entertain myself but also to jolt them out of their drunken stupor, which helps keep them from puking in my car.
“I’m just kidding,” I tell them finally. They laugh, and I can see a sense of relief wash over them. But that relief soon runs dry when I say, “I’m not as wasted as I’m gonna be when the acid kicks in.”
My Car
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One day my daughter grabbed a marker and wrote on the ceiling of my car, "Best Uber Driver Ever!" I in turn drew a picture of a bunny holding a balloon on the ceiling for her.
Before too long, everyone who drove in my car wanted to add to the collaboration. Eventually, I had to junk that car and to this day, I still kick myself for not keeping the hood liner before it was junked.
